I went on this date once and it started off real nice once you got past the fact that he held his mouth in a stuck position like something stank. Nice conversation over drinks but I started noticing the more we drink the crazier he got. I dont know if it was the likka or if he had something in his ear but he kept digging in it and putting the earwax on a napkin that came with your drink..smgdh. Then we went to the dance floor and was getting our groove on then all of a sudden his azz had a flashback from the past and decided he wanted to swing me around in a circle like in Flash Dance and my shoe flew off and it took us like 20 mins to find it. Now you know I was ready to go home by then but he insisted on taking me to dinner to end the night and I said well it cant get no worst then this and off to dinner we went. All threw dinner not only did this mofo keep sticking his fork in my plate like he ain't got enough gotdamn food on his and after every other bite he would suck the food out his teeth . When we got to his car why his azz wait till he got IN the car to decide to let out a big fart as if we been dating for years and it was cool to cut one loose in my presence. When we got to my house I hurried up and jumped out the car before he could ask me for a kiss and yelled "Don't call me, I'll call you".
That was my date from hell, whats your story?
